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Local Mortician to Pry Gun from "Cold, Dead" Hands of Charlton Heston

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EVANSTON — After 15 years of faithful service to Cook Country families, local mortician and butcher Lonnie J. Briggs will receive the honor of physically removing the gun from the rigid fingers of Hollywood legend and former Evanston resident Charlton Heston, who died yesterday.

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