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Ten Things I Cannot Do: An Excruciatingly Honest Catalog of Personal Inadequacy
- Ride a bicycle. Unless it’s a stationary or “non-moving” bike, which I’m told doesn’t count.
- Digest lactose. This does not, however, stop me from drinking raw, unpasteurized milk by the gallon, much to the chagrin of my close friends and family (who only exist theoretically, anyway). read more »
Apr 17, 2008 10:37AM
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Local Mortician to Pry Gun from "Cold, Dead" Hands of Charlton Heston
EVANSTON — After 15 years of faithful service to Cook Country families, local mortician and butcher Lonnie J. Briggs will receive the honor of physically removing the gun from the rigid fingers of Hollywood legend and former Evanston resident Charlton Heston, who died yesterday.
Apr 07, 2008 12:18PM
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Horse Sex is the New Human Sex
First, they released that documentary, Zoo, about the dude who died from an equine ass-pounding. read more »
Apr 07, 2008 10:40AM
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Pussyfooting Around
Are you one of those weirdos with both a foot fetish and a vagina fetish? Now you can get both your rocks off at the same time.
With the SiFeet Pussy Foot (sort of NSFW so stick read more »
Apr 07, 2008 10:16AM
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