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omg my bf gave me the worst advic ok so my best frand toold me that im the most uglyest prson in the world so my bf sead not to do eny thing so i dent then she like alwas she told the hole school that im a wimp and cant fitet my one badels so i dont know what to do she rowend my rep. well im dune bye
Nov 01, 2009 5:23PM
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meeeeee
omg i was talking to my frind today and she ript me off i was pissd so we are not frends eny more but she is still me frends frend i dont get it if im not her frind why is my frend her frend can sumone help me with this lol
Oct 29, 2009 9:04PM
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Mario Kart Wii Review
Warning Bad Grammar and Writing await thee below. read more »
May 05, 2008 11:13AM
from Grim's blog
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My Measly GTA 4 review
Warning poor grammar and spelling may await you in the following paragraph.
May 05, 2008 10:28AM
from Grim's blog
(3 votes)
Ten Things I Cannot Do: An Excruciatingly Honest Catalog of Personal Inadequacy
- Ride a bicycle. Unless it’s a stationary or “non-moving” bike, which I’m told doesn’t count.
- Digest lactose. This does not, however, stop me from drinking raw, unpasteurized milk by the gallon, much to the chagrin of my close friends and family (who only exist theoretically, anyway). read more »
Apr 17, 2008 10:37AM
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Local Mortician to Pry Gun from "Cold, Dead" Hands of Charlton Heston
EVANSTON — After 15 years of faithful service to Cook Country families, local mortician and butcher Lonnie J. Briggs will receive the honor of physically removing the gun from the rigid fingers of Hollywood legend and former Evanston resident Charlton Heston, who died yesterday.
Apr 07, 2008 12:18PM
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Horse Sex is the New Human Sex
First, they released that documentary, Zoo, about the dude who died from an equine ass-pounding. read more »
Apr 07, 2008 10:40AM
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Pussyfooting Around
Are you one of those weirdos with both a foot fetish and a vagina fetish? Now you can get both your rocks off at the same time.
With the SiFeet Pussy Foot (sort of NSFW so stick read more »
Apr 07, 2008 10:16AM
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I Can Haz Animal Abuse?
Hiya. I'm sure many of you cuddly, little animal lovers have already come across the latest blog craze www.icanhascheezburger.com. The site features adorable photos of itty-bitty kittahs in equally adorable poses with grammatically incorrect captions superimposed on to the images. read more »
Mar 22, 2008 9:36AM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
(1 vote)
Staples Business Depot: Seniors' Most Dangerous Predator
To the best of my recollection, it's been nearly half a year since I last wrote a blog. Lt. Mookman needs a certain amount of fury dwelling within him to get the urge to unleash hell via the typed word. Well a friend helped me to realize that fury and today I return to you with a vengeance!
Jan 02, 2008 12:00AM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
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